At a noisy construction site, a builder who was working on fifth floor needed a handsaw. He called his assistant who was working on first floor to bring it up, but no matter what he said, the assistant couldn't hear him. Finally, he decided to use sign languages. He pointed at his eye (I), his knee (need) and move his right arm back and forth. By that, he meant to tell the assistant, "I need a handsaw." The assistant looked up and nodded his head understandingly. All the sudden, he took off his pants and started jacking off. The builder was so mad that he ran all the way from fifth floor down. He yelled at the assistant, "I told you that I needed a handsaw, didn't you understand? And what the f... are you doing?" The assistant calmly reply, "I knew what you meant, sir. I just wanted to let you know that I am coming."
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08-28-2004, 03:24 PM
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