[ML'Amour]

Irish Nuns

Two Irish nuns had just arrived in the USA by boat ...
and one says to the other :

_ I hear that the people in this country actually eat dogs.

_ Odd ...! her companion replies,

_ But if we shall live in America,
we might as well do as the Americans do.

As they sit, they hear a push cart vendor yelling :

_ Hot Dogs, get your dogs here .

So they both walk towards the hot dog cart.

_ Two dogs, please ! says one.

The vendor is very pleased to oblige...
wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over.

Excited... the nuns hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their "dogs."

The mother superior is first to open hers.

She begins to blush...and then staring at it for a moment...leans to
the other Nun and in a soft brogue whispers....

_ What part did you get ...??