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U got to love old men

I was at the mall the other day eating at the food
court when I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting
next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different
colors: green, red, orange, and blue. The old man kept
staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old
man staring everytime. When the teenager had enough,
he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never
done anything wild in your life?"
The old man did not bat an eye in his response.
"Got drunk
once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if
you were my son."

Sưu Tầm :)